6. TurboToilet Token (TTT) — “Flush-to-Earn” Champion
If you ever wanted a crypto project that literally rewards you for flushing your hopes and dreams — congratulations, here it is.
TTT offers “real world utility”: every time someone uses their smart-toilet prototype, a tiny amount of this digital говно drips into your wallet.
VCs call it “revolutionary.” I call it plumbing with extra steps.
Analyst Recommendation: Strong Buy for anyone who believes blockchain belongs in the bathroom.
7. PooFi Protocol (POOFI) — The DeFi You Step In Accidentally
This project promises “unlimited yield” and delivers exactly that — unlimited amount of financial параша.
Its liquidity pools function like quicksand: once you put money in, it refuses to come back out.
But their website looks beautiful, and that’s all retail investors need anyway.
Analyst Recommendation: Hold until exit scam. Then continue holding out of denial.
8. DumpsterDAO (DUMP) — Governance for People Who Gave Up
The idea is simple: a DAO that invests exclusively into trash projects — basically a VC fund but honest.
Token holders vote which new piece of crap enters the portfolio.
The community describes themselves as “degenerates with standards,” which is ironic because the project is a curated landfill of говнище.
Analyst Recommendation: Buy if you enjoy democracy but hate yourself.
9. Shitfinity (SHFT) — Infinite Supply, Zero Dignity
This masterpiece proudly advertises itself as “the only token literally incapable of going to zero because it never stops inflating.”
Imagine a currency where every second a new batch of цифровая параша appears out of thin air like a cosmic diarrhea cannon.
Economists call it “hyperinflation.” The team calls it “tokenomics.”
Analyst Recommendation: Perfect hedge against sanity. Small allocation suggested.
10. GoldPlatedGovno (GPG) — Luxury Crapcoin for Rich Idiots
Marketed to whales who want to feel “exclusive,” GPG allows you to purchase NFT statues of golden turds.
The devs describe it as “a fusion of art, finance, and excremental philosophy.”
In reality it's premium говно, but priced like a Rolex dipped in sewage.
Analyst Recommendation: Buy if you have too much money and no emotional attachment to it.
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